Vehicle jokes
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What is the bus?
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.