Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”