What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
What’s a cannibals favourite food a vegetable
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
who is the coolest vegetable rad-ish of course
knock knock lettuce in
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
