Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!