Vegetable jokes
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!