What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What starts with a v and ends with an k, a veggie Karen
what the difference between and orphan and a vegetable? The vegetable gets picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? the wheelchair
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
My mum's a carrot.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
