I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
