Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.