What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do u call a bunch of whilchares on top of one another. ? A vegetable rack
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
Why is there A-C on hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Pickle carrots
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avaCODo.
What do you call a eatable door
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yamm
