Vegetable

Vegetable Jokes

English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”

My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

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What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.