What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
