My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
ching chong kading dong.
( my best words ever used ) .
Anybody can use this:)
Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
I can make a living with the Treat Yo self budget
Yet I can’t use the Help yo self budget
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century Slaves
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use strap on tools
Bro used the Quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline
What is the difference in between a orphan and a candle?
One is used
