Use jokes
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.