Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
knock knock who's there Snow Snow who Snow use you wouldn't get it
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
When I was younger,I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them,by the way,have you see my sister??
All these African jokes ain't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you... You know we rich with natural resources that's why y'all come to steal from us... Shame on you ALL
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to sower
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
