Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Ur fat.
I fucked your girl.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
More like your anus.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
