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Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

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Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

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My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said “Cause its your twin”

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Friend: how dark is ur humor Me: …it… Friend: no Me:smilesGETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!! Friend: why are you like this?

Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late… Kid: WHAT Dad: … GOOSE

What’s the difference between a blonde and ur computer? U don’t wamt ur computer to go down on u.

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