Ur Jokes

in Depression

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

in Depression

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

in Offensive

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

in Self Harm

The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"


Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...

Fortiniyt or le babg

Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.

in Orphan

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents

in Orphan

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously

No name nick

This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

Im bad
in Orphan

So i had a friend that was an orphan and he said "hows ur gf" i said "i dont have one" he said "i know just reminding you" i then said "hey hows your parents" i never saw him after that

in Depression

F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

I mason-Greenwooded ur mom

Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up

in Depression

there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..

olivia bombard
in Forehead

Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur chin.

in Orphan

Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage

Kid: why

Dad:so you won't get bored

I mason-Greenwooded ur mom

Balls in ur Jaws


What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend

in Blue

Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you

Gf:i luv u too

Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head

Gf:ah about that


What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?


in Poor