When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
uR Adoptodded
ur mum
Ur next
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
there are millions of people in the world yet you are here
UR FAMILY REUNION A HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNION
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
Ur mom is just like Rapunzel but instead of letting down her hair she lets everyone down!!!! OHHHHH
Ur Mater.
roses are red lemons are sour spread ur legs and give me an hour
ur mome gei
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
