My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
So i had a friend that was an orphan and he said "hows ur gf" i said "i dont have one" he said "i know just reminding you" i then said "hey hows your parents" i never saw him after that
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur chin.
Balls in ur Jaws
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES