Depression

Jasmine

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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Orphan

Anonymous

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

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Depression

Brittni

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom…" Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide…

Man

No name nick

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

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Orphan

Lol

Boy and girl playing hide and seek… girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously

Personal

Anonymous

Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! … Next day person commits sucide…

Forehead

olivia bombard

Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur chin.

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Wet

Anonymous

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

Depression

Anonymous

F is for friends who don’t talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Woman

Anonymous

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

Transparent

Forehead

I am bad at jokes

People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

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Fat

Anonymous

ur mom fat lol

Sister

Anonymous

today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!’ but it wasn’t really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came…

AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy!!! arn’t u MAD!!! then she replied who’s THAT??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN’T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said… oh he’s moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma’m where! SO THEN I BELLOWED… UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she’ll obviously say YES or ill…

ok like for part two☺☺☺

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Gun

Anonymous

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend

Orphan

Simon .G. Riley

Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

Little Johnny

koko

the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker

Forehead

Anonymous

Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch

Poor

SHIDDY

UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES

Name

A friend

Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don’t worry just chat with ur boy friend

Orphan

ZeeBot84

Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents