When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
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“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
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Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
roses are red lemons are sour spread ur legs and give me an hour
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
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