This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in UR ANUS

What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A b......

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

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when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet

My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said “Cause its your twin”

oof ur gay

What’s the difference between a blonde and ur computer? U don’t wamt ur computer to go down on u.

UR LIFE

ur mum gay

ur dad lesbian

Ur sister a mister

Ur family tree LGBT

Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion

Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late… Kid: WHAT Dad: … GOOSE

UR FAMILY REUNION A HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNION

Ur mom gay

BOB:Wanna know a joke

LILLY: What ur hat?

BOB: no my life :’(

ur mom gae

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

ur a bish and yu are too

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