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Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

Transparent

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in UR ANUS

Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there

Ur-a-peen Eurapean

ur mom gai

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

Ur mom GAyy

me:gives her 5 dollars climb that flag pole cute female:takes the money and goes up the flag pole is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw next day heres 10 dollars if u do it again she goes up there me:hows the veiw she goes home and her mom sees the money her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:…

ur mom gay lololololololol

Bully: Ur Gay

Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN’S PLAN

Bully: * runs away and hears crash*

My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said “Cause its your twin”

59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator…it =…boobs!

ur fat

when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet

UR LIFE

Dont adopt People or else, ur parents are gonna say ur ACTUALLY adopted k thx no jokes anymore bye

Hey stinks you know why cuz ur butts dry