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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents wonโt pick them up
When you canโt see your adopted joke pop up itโs the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize itโs half empty.
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Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. โCause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*
What would you rate this woman?
A 7
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
