Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.