Ugliness jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!