My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
