When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the bolder said "I can't fix that"
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
yo mama so ugly
my screen cracked when she took her photo
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Yo hairline so ugly it looks like a newfound constellation
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
