Ugliness jokes

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.