Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo Mama Too Ugly
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying yo mama is so ugly that a BANK, like where you keep your acorns (if you had any), would rather shut down their security cameras than record her face. It's an insult, see? Because looking at her is worse than the risk of getting robbed. And I bet you think Nickelback is good, don't you?
Anonymous
so dang crazy
PictureTaker
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her parents.
FirmlyGraspIt
Yo mama so ugly that she has to job interviews facing the wall.
SquidwardIsMyBestFriendInTheWorld
Yo mama so ugly her face is blurred on her drivers license.
HeyBuddyIWarmedItUpForYa
Yo mama so ugly that she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.