Advantage of Having a Brother

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This person thinks they're ugly sometimes, but then they remember they got a brother. That makes them feel better, because their brother is even uglier than them! It's like winning the loser Olympics! You're celebrating being second-worst, which, let's be honest, is a pretty low bar. I bet you look like a melted candle, so maybe you should get a brother.