Ugliness jokes
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Stupid cow.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.