Ugliness jokes

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.