Ugliness jokes
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.