Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Big, ugly, and very weird.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.