Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Your so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
