Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Big, ugly, and very weird.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.