Ugliness jokes
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.