Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.