Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
joe mama roast
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!