Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.