Ugliness jokes

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."