Ugliness jokes

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.