Ugliness jokes

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.