Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.