Ugliness jokes

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

You are so ugly my man died.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.