Ugliness jokes
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!