Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
rose are red, violet are blue, you told me I'm ugly nah you look like a monkey
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
TJ hair line so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
