Your so ugly you make the blind kids cry ๐ญ๐ญ
Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
your mamas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror u can see micah
your so ugly that when your mama had u she tried to give u away but there was nowhere to give u
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Yo Mama SOOO ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said "Ho, Ho- HOLY SHIT"
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says โviewer discretion advisedโ
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
My sister: you were born ugly Me: I'm not a mirror sis
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly
Person:Your so ugly Me: you ugly Person: im not a mirror Me: And Im not your reflection
yo mama so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little
Your sister so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.