Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Hairline

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Grandmother

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

Mama

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

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  • Momma

    Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

    Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

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  • People

    People: You're ugly.

    Me: Ok.

    People: I hate you.

    Me: Cool, IDC.

    People: You're annoying.

    Me: Good for me.

    People: BTS is dumb.

    Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

    Mama

    Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

    Girl

    So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

    Mirror

    At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."