Ugliness jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

People: You're ugly.

Me: Ok.

People: I hate you.

Me: Cool, IDC.

People: You're annoying.

Me: Good for me.

People: BTS is dumb.

Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."