You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
You mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions the onions cried instead of her.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
