Ugliness jokes
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.