Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.