Ugliness jokes

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.