Ugliness jokes

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.