Ugliness jokes
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.