Ugliness jokes

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."