Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.