Ugliness jokes
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.