Ugliness jokes

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.