Two jokes

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

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