Two jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."