Two jokes
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Memes
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."