What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman? Two family reunions!
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
Two fish in a bowl, First fish asks "Haven't i seen you around here before?" The second fish replies "F**k me a talking fish!!!!"
When you name yourself twin towers and the terrorist in Kahoot. Twin towers are on fire The terrorist has a streak of two
What is the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of pizza? one held it’s balance the other two fell
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class
Why do woman have two sets of LIPS? I kiss both
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center