Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Categories
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying yo mama is so obese that it would require two magical dudes (warlocks) to conjure her up like some kind of ancient demon. The joke implies she's ridiculously huge, even by warlock summoning standards. Warlocks are cool, and you, my friend, are not.