Twin Towers jokes

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

it was just a prank bro.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."