Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Computer

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Airplane

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

Terrorist

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Memes

Mind

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

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  • Shit

    It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

    911

    Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

    9/11

    I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

    People

    Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

    Captain

    You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

    Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

    Game

    What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

    Bomb

    I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

    Attack

    Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

    Accident

    dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(