Twin Towers jokes

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.