Twin Towers jokes

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

like this if you have ever been abused.

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.