I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza's, she was upset when she got two planes.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
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I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
it was just a prank bro
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
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I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
