Twin Towers jokes
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.