Twin Towers Jokes

Anonymous

What’s Osama Bin Laden’s favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan

dark humor

i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.

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Obama

Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”

9/11 jokes are my favorite

Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

Anonymous

Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam

Funneh_Guy

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Anonymous

you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.

Anonymous

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

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Anonymous

(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11

Bomb

Id rate the food in afghanistan a 9/11 that shit was bomb

Anonymous

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn’t fly to well with people.

Zachary Beerbower

Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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hehehehe

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11… they tend to crash and burn.

octavius

you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It’s because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣

Your ma

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.

octavius

like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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JustSomeDude4216

Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it’s just a sensitive subject

Anonymous

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

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Connor

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.

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talking ben

The twin tower were like my parents… They never came back