What’s Osama Bin Laden’s favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan
Twin Towers Jokes
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
Id rate the food in afghanistan a 9/11 that shit was bomb
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn’t fly to well with people.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11… they tend to crash and burn.
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It’s because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it’s just a sensitive subject
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.
The twin tower were like my parents… They never came back