Twin Towers jokes
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Memes
Arabians go weeeeee
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
it was just a prank bro.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."