Twin Towers jokes
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."