Twin Towers jokes
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I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Dick.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Paper.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.