Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Pizza

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Kid

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

9/11

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Song

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

Osama

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Yo mama

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

Birth

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.