Twin Towers jokes
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
I gotta do terrorist :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Dick.
Paper.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!