Twin Towers jokes

Q: Why is America bad at chess?

A: Because they already lost two towers.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

It's a tower.

No, it's a plane.

Me: Nope, it's 9/11.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

I am awesome, look at me!

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

What did one terrorist say to their kid?

“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.