Twin Towers jokes
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
It was 9/10.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.