Twin Towers jokes
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Flappy Bird in 2001
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.