Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
