Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
Lol. It was just a prank bro.
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Knock knock Whos there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you would never forget
