Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
like this if you have ever been abused.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
