Twin Towers jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...