Twin Towers jokes

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

like this if you have ever been abused.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

Why can't Biden play chess?

Because he doesn't have the towers.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.