Twin Towers jokes
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.