Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
Someone who was working in the tower must’ve put their phone on plane mode
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains