What were Stephen Hawking last words?
*Windows turning off*
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
You mom as so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
I turned gay cus my wife is too poor
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
If blind people could play go-kart it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Teddy bear teddy bear turn around Why i turn around Infopka.com
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around i will fist you anytime
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out He lied.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
ur so c emo the sun turn black
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
