Turn Jokes

i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry

I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Ugly face dude: hi kiddo

Kid: hi kid: leaves

Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?

if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo

why does Elmo turn emo because he's Elmo emo

your so skinny the world turns to the LEFT!

My did Stephan Hawkins not turn up to the meeting

His internet connection ran out

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted." Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!" The brother yells back, "Well at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear

I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.

Yo mama so ugly that when she turned on the tv it changed channels by it self

so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"

An alogator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching

A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign