What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turn up without tony stark? "We are in the endgame now"
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
An alogator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching
Hey I ask for a paper but I thought it was a cut but turns out it was tearable
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What were Stephen Hawking last words?
*Windows turning off*
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
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In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
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if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
My did Stephan Hawkins not turn up to the meeting
His internet connection ran out
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
turn the number 543354 upside down to see sheesh
