Turn jokes

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.