None of these are jokes... they're all facts...
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
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Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
i am really gay just needed confess this
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To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
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