What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
Why can ́ t you teach an orphan NEW tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
