Trick jokes
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
You were tricked, loser. ;]
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.