me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
spell icup i c u p
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
What did the magician do as a trick in his show? Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
You were tricked loser. ;]
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
