How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!๐ญ๐บ๐ธ๐น๐๐ ๐๐คฃ๐
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob? the gay man ask the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a brojob
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years. But donโt get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
Why canโt you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasnโt born yesterday ๐คญ
Bend over and spell run
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
