Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.