When you’re walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming “They’re in the fucking trees!”
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
What is an orphans family tree
A stump
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump