What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.😂
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
what where paul walkers last words
idk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREEE"
i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
