Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.