Tree jokes
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Momma's House-By-watersharky Productions and Dustin Lynch- I see your face on every street, every corner, couple trees. Even got her name on 'em. I feel your love, I hear your laugh, got them take me way on back. Hurt me memories, I don't want 'em. Up and down the boulevard. In and out of every bar. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. I would start it where we started, at the downtown party Where you kissed my lips and stole my beer. The city park in the dark where we looked up at the stars Watched them fireworks pop last year. It started under that Texaco sign where you said goodbye I'd get some gas and drop a match right there. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Fire red flames, sunsets in the sky Going out, staying in, staying up long nights. Now I'm waking up alone, wishing I could move on Blocked your number in my phone, thought it help but it don't. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"