Tree jokes

Why did the koala cross the road?

To get to the big tree.

Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

"What a re-leaf."

A treatment joke.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

What kind of tree can you High-Five?

A palm tree.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

I like pepper.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!