My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
can I pin your corpse to a tree
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk silly.
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
What did The Fat Guy Say To The Tree? Get me some Coconuts
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.