What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I like pepper.
A treatment joke.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
