Tree Jokes

a treatment joke

i dont trust trees ...they look shady

what is a fun game for an emo kid.

tug o war with a tree

what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.

How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!

Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.

What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!

my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital

hey join me i be near the tree bring things to

i like peper

aight imma make like a tree and leaf

*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****

*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree

What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush

Yo mama so fat when she got buried it toke them all the trees on earth for her coffin

confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?