Tree jokes
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Memes
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.