Tree jokes
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.