Travel jokes

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost the case.

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What's the worst time to fly a plane?

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

Why did the Italian cross the road?

C'era un uliveto.

What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?

A UFO.

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.