Travel jokes

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?

A UFO.

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.