Transportation jokes
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
oh well there goes another one
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.