Transportation jokes
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
Memes
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Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.