Transportation jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.