You know what I told my little brother plane?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
