Transportation jokes
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Floor on the road?
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?