Transportation jokes
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Floor on the road?
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"