Transportation jokes
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.