Transportation jokes

How does a train sneeze?

It goes, "A-choo choo!"

You live in the airport.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

All these jokes are all plane.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Why was the train late?

It kept getting sidetracked.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

When your plane heads for New York...