Transportation jokes

How does a train dance?

It bogies!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Why did the flamingo cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

All these jokes are all plane.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.