Transportation jokes
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.