Transportation jokes

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.

Not screaming like her passengers.

How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

You live in the airport.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Why did the flamingo cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?

About 40 mph.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.