Transportation

Transportation jokes

Road

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Train Driver

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Time

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

Bus

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Uncle

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Swallow

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!

Chicken

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.