Transportation jokes
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Memes
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.