Transportation jokes

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Why did the flamingo cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

How do you ride two bikes at once?

You ride them in tandem!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Floor on the road?

Why was the train late?

It kept getting sidetracked.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.