Transportation jokes
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.