What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
