Transportation jokes

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Why did the kid cross the road?

He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?

About 40 mph.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

To get to the other side.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

All these jokes are all plane.

If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?

Carlos.