Transportation jokes
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Helicopters...
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Which month is the bus? December.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.