The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Floor on the road?
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
