Transportation jokes
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What is the bus?
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.