Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is your car's name?
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
KSI driving ability.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Your hairline looks like a car!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.