Transportation jokes
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?