Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Transportation Jokes
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
