Transportation jokes
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.