Transportation jokes
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
When your plane heads for New York...
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"