Transportation jokes
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.