Transportation jokes
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.