Transportation jokes

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What is yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

Because it said, "Focus."

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

(Kid) Quit what?

(Bus Driver) Living.

(Kid) But it was a joke!

(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

(Kid) Ok.

(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

How do fish get to school?

On a octobus.

Lol.