haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
