Transportation jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.