Transportation jokes
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
All these jokes are all plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What is a car?
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
You are in the airway, how funny!
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.