Transportation jokes
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.