What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
You might think these jokes are plane.
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
