Transportation jokes
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.