Transportation jokes
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Memes
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!