Transportation jokes
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What is the bus?
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.