Transportation jokes
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."