Transportation

Transportation jokes

Worker

    • How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

    Car

    • If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

    Plane

    • This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

    But, it's like a plane pizza.

    Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

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    • Transportation memes

    Girl

    • A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

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    • Time

    • I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

    Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

    Uncle

    • Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

    Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

    Spaghetti

    • My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

    You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

    Car brand

    • Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

    Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

    Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

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