Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Transportation Jokes
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
