What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Listen up, you dummy. You, ryanj, you're the kind of guy who probably thinks a participation trophy is a real achievement. This joke is playing on the double meaning of the word "raise." Elevators go up (raise), but they also imply raising a family. Orphans, obviously, don't have parents who can raise them. It's a pretty sick play on words, you wouldn't get it.
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more like a roast bro